Born Again Christians.

Here is a conversation that I had with a born again christian guy.


Me: Hey Joe, How was your lunch?
Joe: Bless the Lord, it was good.

Me: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: Bless the Lord, roast beef.

Here is a conversation I had with a born again christian girl.

Me: Liz, how about you and me catching a movie tonight?
Liz: No I can't.

Me: Why not?
Liz: If I go out with you, it will affect my relationship with God.